Funny sms For girlfriend in Urdu (New+Old)

Funny sms For girlfriend in Urdu (New+Old)

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Funny sms For girlfriend in Urdu

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Pappu: Thand Lag Rahi Hai??

Bubbly: Nahiii

Pappu: Thand Lag Rahi Hai??

Bubbly: Nhiiii

Pappu: Thand Lag Rahi Hai??

Bubbly: Tu Baar Baar Same Question Q Pooch Raha Hai??
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Pappu: Bcoz I Wanna Hug You.. 😀

Hhahahha


Boy: Ae Chalti Kiya?
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Girl: Kahan..?
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Boy: Wherever You Say…
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Girl: OK Lets Go Shopping…..
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi Aapke Sath To Na Mazak Karna Bhi Gunaah Hai…

Hahaha…..


Boy: Tum Itni Moti Q Ho.??

Girl: Hamara Fridge Jo Kharab Hai..

Boy: To Phir.??

Girl: To Phir Sab Kuch Khana Parta Hai.. ;-D

Hhahaha


When A Girl Cancels A Date,,
It’s Because “She Has Some Genuine Cause”

But When A Boy Cancels A Date,
It’s Because “He Has Two” 😀

Not Agree.??
Think Just Opposite.. ;-D

Hhahaha


Boy: Tum Ab Pehly Se Badal Gai Ho..

Girlfriend: Lo Ab Makeup Hi Itna Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
To Is Me Mera Kiya Qusoor.. 😀

Hahhaha


Baap Ki Izzat Beti K Hath Me Hoti Hai,,

Aur,,

Property NalaaiQ Beton K Hath Me Hoti Hai.. 😀

Hhahaha


What is The Similarity Between Girls and Mobile Phones?
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Think
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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gy,,,
,,
Utnay He Functions Pata Chalengy.. 😀

Hhahaha


Night Was Dark..
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Moon Was High..
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Boy Stopped His Bike..
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Girl Asked Why.??
?
Boy Came Close,
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She Felt Shy..
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He Told In Her Ear:
DHAKKA MAAR
PETROL Khatam Ho Gaya Yaar.. 😀
Hhahaha


Boyfriend: O Bewafa Tu Ny Mera Dil Jala Ker Raakh Ker Diya Hai..

Girlfriend: Teri Qurbani Bekar Nahi Jayegi,
Bhej De Raakh, Bartan Manjhny K Kaam Aayegi.. 😀

Hahhahaha


Pinky On Phone: Aur Janu Kiya Chal Raha Hai Aaj Kal??

Pappu: Wohi Jo Tera Nahi Chalta..

Pinky: Wo Kiya.?

Pappu: Dimaaagh Aur Kiya.. 😀

Hahahhaha


Ek Larka Bus Stop Per Khubsurat Larki Ko Chhed Raha Tha..

Larki: Kiya Tumhare Ghar Maa Behan nahi Hen.??

Larka: Nahi..

Larki Piyar Se: To Mujhy Ghar Le Chal Na Pagle,
Yahan Time Pass Q Ker Raha hai.. ;-D

Hhahaha


Boy: Tumhari Kuch Pics Internet Per Leak Ho Gai Hen.

Girl: Baghair Dupattay Wali.??

Boy: Nahi, Baghair Makeup Wali.

Girl: Nahiii, Haye Me Barbaad Ho Gai.. 😀

Hhahaha


~CLASSICAL INSULT~

Boy: Is Your Body From McDonald..?

Girl: Why, Because You’re Loving It.? 🙂

Boy: No Idiot, Because
It’s Greasy And Fat.. 😀

Hahhaha


**Solid Beizzti**

Boy: You Are My Drug.

Girl: Ahaaan,
So You Are Addicted To Me??

Boy: No, You Ruin My Life,
Idiot.. 😀

Hahhahaha


Ek Larka Apni GF K Liye Chooriyan le K Gaya..
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GF Sharmaty Huwe: Khud He Pehna Do Na..

Larka: Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna
Acha Response Mile Ga Warna Me Kapry Bhi Le Aata. 😀

Hhahaha


A Girl Asks Boy: What Do You Like In Me??

Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having 2 Little Dots In It.

Girl : What.??

Boy: Your Beautiful Eyes Yaar.. 😀

Hahhahha


Girlfriend: Mujhy Bhool Jao,
Mujhy Tum Se Behtar Mil Gaya Hai.

Pappu Roty Huwe:
Ye Kiya Hua, Kese Hua,
Kyun Hua, Kab Hua,
Kis Se Hua, Chalo Ab Jo Hona Tha Wo Ho Gaya,
Me Ny Bhi Apni Tayyari Ker Rakhi Hai,
Teri Parosan Tujh Se Zyada Sexy Aur Zaheen Hai,
Wo Pehly Hi Mene Set Ker Rakhi Hai.. 😀

Hhahaha


Pappu: Apna Dupatta Utha Lo,
Zameen Per Ragar Raha Hai.

Girl: Dupatta Apna Farz Nibha Raha Hai,
Koi Choom Na Le Mere Qadmo Ki Mitti Ko,
Isi Liye Wo Nishan Mita Ja Raha Hai..

Pappu: Lady Diyana Ki Aulad,
Aagay Gobar Para Hai,
Dupatta Utha Le.
Vaddi Aai Maharani Kahin Ki..

Girl: Oh Acha Thank U. 😀

Hhahaha


Boy: Shadi K Liye Konsi Date Rakhen?

Girl Shermaty Huwe: 22 December

Boy: Koi Khaas Waja??

Girl: Suna Hai K Wo
Saal Ki Sab Se Lambi Raat Hoti Hai.. 😀

Hahahha


(Bewafa Sanam)
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Is Tarha Satany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..
Kamini
Dil Ko Jalany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh Diya Hota,,

Apni Aokaat Dikhany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

Maloom Tha Jab Ye Khuwab Toot Jayega,,

Manhus Phir Neend Me Aany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

Ishq Per Lagti Rahegi Her Doar Me Pabandi,,

Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi..

Maan Liya Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi To,,
Phir Bhootni
Mujhy Dekh Ker Muskurany Ki Zarurat Kiya Thi.. 😀


Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi?
Girl: Q??

Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.
Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai..

Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir
Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba
110 Saal Ka Hai.. 😀

Hahhaha


Boy: Tum To Meri Chaand Ho.

Girl: Aur Tum Mere
Neil Armstrong Ho..

Boy: Wo Kese??

Girl Shermaty Huwe:
Chaand Per Charhny Wala Pehla Aadmi.. 😀

Hahhaha


Boy: Aap Ka Naam kiya Hai?

Girl: Pehan K bataun Ya Dikha Ker?
Boy: Kiya Matlab.?
Girl: PAYAL Aur Aap Ka..

Boy: Le Ker Batun Ya De Ker.?
Girl: Kiya Matlab.?
Boy: PAPPI

Girl: To Urdu Me Hi Bata Dete.
Boy: Kiya Matlab.??

Girl: Matlab Tum Kuttay K Bachy Ho. 😀

O Terii..
Larkiyon K Sath Fankariyan Mehngi Par Sakti Hen.. 🙂

Hahaha


Modern Lovers After Break-Up:

BF To GF:
Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di
Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Ker..
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GF:
Chodd Chaad K Apne Salim Ki Gali,
Anarkali Disco Chali.. 😀

Hahhaha


Boy: Hey Dear, I Have Just
Installed Windows 10 In My Pc.
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar,
Mujhy Dekh. I’m Using Windows 98.. 😀

Boy: Ok Behan You Are Great.. 🙁

Hahhaha ? ?


Classic Insult..

Girl:
Meri Her Saans Pe Larky Marty Hen..

Boy:
To Kamini Tu Koi Acha Tooth Paste Use Q Nahi Kerti.
Abhi Me Bhi Behosh Hony Wala Tha. 😀

Hhahhaha


Boy: Are U Google.??

Girl: Nahi Q.??

Boy: To Ek Sawal K 10 Jawab Q Batati Hai Kamini.. 😀

Hhahha


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