Urdu sms Funny Jokes (100 Funny SMS)

Urdu sms Funny Jokes (100 Funny SMS)

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Waqt Waqt Ki Baat Hai,,

Pehly Log “Jewellery” Chupaty Thy,,

Phir “Salary” Chupany Lagy,,

Aur Ab..;;

“Gallery” Chupaty Hen.. 😀

Hahhaha


Shaadi Karny Se Pehlay Ye Confirm Ker Len
Ke Kahin Aapka Banda “TikTok” Pe Mujra To Nahi Karta..

😀


Kiya Aap “Facebook” Aur “WhatsApp” Ki Madad Se Paisy Kamana Chahty Hen..?
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To Phir In Dono Ko Delete Kijiye Aur
Kaam Dhandy Per Lag Jayen..
Shukriya.. 😀

Hhahaha


Pappu Rota Hua Ghar Aaya..

Maa: Rota Q Hai Ry.??

Pappu: Amma Aaj Teacher Ny Pucha
Aap Ghar Me Konsi Zuban Bolty Hen?
Me Ny Apni Zuban Dikha Kr Bola,;
“Ye Wali”
Ab Itni Si Baat Per Marny Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. 😀


Research Se Ye Baat Sabit Ho Gai Hai K

Jab Insan Ka Ooper Wala Hont

Neechay Walay Hont Se Mil Jaye To

BAKWAS BAND HO JATI HAI.. 😀

Hahhahaha


Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.


Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye


1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.


Bachpanka wo Yad-gar Lamha
Jb Ami Kehti Thi
Beta Time Kiya Howa Hai
Or Main Kehta Tha
Choti Sui 10 per or Bari Sui 2 per hai.


Sheikh Ki Biwi Bemar Thi,
Light Nahi Thi To Es Ny
Candle Jala Di Or Bola:
Doctor Ko Leny Jaraha Hn,
Agar Tumhein Lagy K Tum Nahi
Bacho gi to plz Candle Bujha Dena.


Aik Lerky ny Lerki Ko Propose Keya!!
Lerki ny Lerky Ko Khub Mara!
Utha K mara
Chapal sy mara
Pathron sy mara
Ghaseet k mara
Lerka Utha or Kapry Jhaar Kr Boola
To main phr inkar samjho


Co-Education mein 2 Tarah K log Hoty Hain.
1- Jin Ko Degree Mil Jaati Hai
2- Jin Ko Rishta Mil Jaata Hai 🙂


Jahan Dekho Ishq K Bemar Bethy Hain
Hazaron Mar Gy Lakho Teyar Bethy Hain
Barbad Kr K Apni Taleem Lerkiyon K Pechy
Phr Kehty Hain K,
Molvi Sahab Dua Krein Berozgar Bethy Hain.


Teacher Pappu sy: Jawani or Burhapy me keya difference hai?
Pappu masomiyat sy: Miss wo jawani me mobile me hasino
k number hoty hain or burhapy me hakimo k. 😀


Uncle Bachy sy: Aagy ka keya plan hai
Bacha: Bus Ap k jaty he nashty ki terali
per totny ka program hai. 🙂


Good News for Pakistan.!!
ICC ne Haliya World Cup me Pak vs India Match
k Doran Umer Akmal ko Ghalat Out Denay per
Pak vs India Match Dobara Khilany ka Elan kar dia hai
or ye Match 30 Feb ko Khela Jaye Ga….!!!!
World Cup 2015 🙂


Ajeeb zamana a gaya hai Ab tou “Sim” ko b

“MATRIC” karwana zarori hai.
Wo b “BIO” me :*
🙂 🙁

Pakistan Zinda Bad.
🙂


Larki: Valentine Day qareeb hai, Tum mujhe kya gift do g
Larka Tumhe kya chahye
Larki: 1 Ring
Larka: Theek hai myn Ring don ga
lekin Phone mat uthana warna balance cut jaye ga!
:*


Faqeer: 10 rupy dy do sahab chay peon ga.
Admi: chay to 5 rupy ki ati hai.
Faqeer: Girlfriend bhi peay ge.
Admi: faqeer ny bhi girlfriend bana li?
Faqeer: Nahi sahab, girlfriend ny faqeer bana dea.


son to his father while he was filling an application form.
Son: Papa mother tongue keya likhu?
Father: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable.


Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.


1 larki ne shadi krne se inkar kr dia,
Maa: Beti maan jao, bohot shareef lerka hai.

Larki: Ammi Jitna B Shareef ho
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Mgr ‘Emmar’!
Jasa to nai ho sakta na..!
(‘,’)/
<)) _??_ Choty pani daal oy jaldi koi jal raha he


KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,

BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,

JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-)


TIPU SuLTAN kaun tha?

Son:
Pata Nahi!

Mother:
Padhi pe dhyan Do

Son:
CHINKY AUNTY kaun hai?

Mother:
Pata Nahi.

Son:
Papa Pe Dhyan Do….


judge:

Aap limit cross kar rahe hain!

Vakeel:

Kaun saala aisa kehta hain?

Judge:

Aapki himmat kaise hui aisa kahne
ki

 

Vakeel:

Sir,Maine kaha Kaun sa”LAW”aisa kahta ha???


“Dil to Chahta ha K jo aap Se Zyada
Khubsurat hay Usay jaan Se maar
Doon”

“D_G”

Lekin
Kya karoon?
Islam main khud kushi bi to haram hay :-


Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..


(‘.’)
¡) _/)
‘( /_
>””””<<“”” < Boht Bura Khwab Tha Astagfar Ay Parwardigar Hmare Gunah Mauf Frma. Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe 10 rupy aye hain…:p


Funny Urdu SMS

Kya karoon?

“Dil to Chahta ha K jo aap Se Zyada
Khubsurat hay Usay jaan Se maar
Doon”

“D_G”

Lekin
Kya karoon?
Islam main khud kushi bi to haram hay :-

“Sending Fail ”

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
“Sending Fail ”
kar doon..

Boht Bura Khwab Tha

(‘.’)
¡) _/)
‘( /_
>””””<<“”” < Boht Bura Khwab Tha Astagfar Ay Parwardigar Hmare Gunah Mauf Frma. Khwab Me Dekha k 100 k load pe 10 rupy aye hain…:p

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh…..
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Kuch samajh mai aya??
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Nahi na?

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Kadi thandi Coke peeti hovay te pata lagy na..
(‘.”)/ Lal sharbat
<).( peen waleyo! / ¡


Jab kutte ki mout aati hai…
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To wo Marr hi jata hai..

Faltu me har baat me twist
dhundhne ki aadat padi hai tumhe..


Agr Apko Afsos hy K Apki Life
ma apka Koi Intazar
krne Wala Nahi Ha.
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To 1 Kam Karen,
30 mint K Lye
Bathroom ma ja kr
Beth jayen.
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Koi Na KOi Bahir Intazar Zaroor Karyga.
(“,)
<)(>
/ \_
O Nikal Nahi to mari Nikal Jay gi.


Larki Darzi ki Dukan pr gai
or
pocha
G yahan Galy milty hain.
Darzi khara ho kr bola
Bismillah je
Wesy to ni milty Ap kehti
hain to mil lete hain….


Ek baar mene larki ko propose kiya
And wo maan
gyi
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Phr neend khul gyi Meri 😀


>”Me Jis Ko Choom lon Ik Baar Osay Apna Bana leta Hon…
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>”Na Jane Meri Muhabat Se Q Darte Hein Ye log….
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@ @ ))))))))>-
” ^ ” ‘¿ ‘¿

“Dengue Machar” Lahore Mai Interview Dety Huay Ro Para…


Arz kiya hai
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Cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla
paiya na ho .
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wah wah
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cycle chalao aisi jiska pichla paiya na ho
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or
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ladki patao aisi
jiska koi bhaiya na ho


Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.


Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.


Year 1963



Aug 3rd



Evening, 07:48



Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!


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Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
🙂


Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
🙂


Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.
Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
🙂


Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
🙂


Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
:-O


Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao
Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”.
Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
:-O


Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
🙂


Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@[email protected]’e*,e(p+>i*
Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!
:-O


Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.
🙂


Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila.
🙂 :-O


karan johar ka kamal :
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.


Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai
Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye
Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur…
Jor se chillake puchiye





Dhakka kisne mara???
🙂


Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!!








Niche kya dekh rahe ho???
Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya
Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
:-O


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